Do you know me? Have you met me? I am a wizard that is born in Ivory Tower and also related to Oz, as it says in my name. I cannot be bested by your awesomeness.
I am supposed to be better than you all watching. I also avert even the TINIEST, LITTLIEST CRYSISES. And you look like one. Here is a shortcut to the macnicefent Oz , the great and powerful of Ivory Tower.
Dare to try and destroy me, shall the LOL Rider blast your testicle open.What a nice warrior of him, don't you want him to show little bits of Courage and Praise at ya? I thought so. Now back away.
No unauthorized people beyond this point.